Remember When I Was In Your Tummy?

Brother - "That was when my mom and dad got married." Looking at our wedding picture at home.
Mommy's Friend - "I know, I was there."
Brother - "So was I. I was in my mommy's tummy..."
Hmmmmm.......the math doesn't quite work out...


Brother - "Where are we going?"
Mommy - "To a store. You have never been there before."
Brother - "Yes I have. Remember when I was in your tummy."
Mommy - "Well, mommy has never been there before either..."


Mommy - "Your sister is kicking me really hard." When I was pregnant with Bugs.
Brother - "Remember when I was kicking and playing soccer in your tummy."
Mommy - "I do remember. Do you remember that?"
Brother - "Yep, it was really dark."